Category: lolwut?

Do you remember the days when you’d get lots of phone calls from people who mis-dialed? These days, I don’t  receive many of these, but I do get another type of “wrong number” in my Twitter feed.

My twitter handle is “@barron” which is great because it’s simple and easy, but I end up getting a lot of @ messages that are meant for someone else. I don’t mind, really. It’s actually kind of fun to see! Most of the time it’s people adding an apostrophe trying to quote Barron’s publications (Twitter doesn’t recognize apostrophes or hyphens), but sometimes they are more interesting and entertaining. The best one was from Paris Hilton wishing her grandfather, Barron Hilton a happy birthday (or maybe it was her brother‘s birthday?). Then I got one from Donald Trump wishing his son a happy birthday as well. 😄

Here are some of the more interesting ones:

• h8 u @barron for stealing my man pic.twitter.com/Xl6YnsgX
• Just got kicked out of frog park yolo😂😂😂 @Mallory655284 @barron @garett
• @FightOwensFight need to stop being a Bully and leave @barron Saxton alone, before I send@SammyZane for a rematch against him😂😂😂😂😂.
• Secret Service guy becomes a trump Brownshirt. Disgusting. @barron @andersoncooper @POTUS.
• @barron don’t think ur on my good side Bc u put a 🙂 in my problem, it ain’t no scratch and sniff sticker
• #GRANNY cud #WINE lol !!! GRANNY!!!!!! lmaoo ha ha @961wefm. Is Granny and @barron I hearing lol.

And I like this one for the irony:

• Credit were it’s due @barron deserve to be playing main stages! These guys smashed it this summer! You watch #summer2016 🎸🔊 @OfficialRandL

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